sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

"May you live every day of your life."


- Jonathan Swift (via hqlines)


perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do
waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.